Captain Bartender Man

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DyllonEmery: I saw an old acquaintance on Grindr and said...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:40:25 -0400

DyllonEmery:

I saw an old acquaintance on Grindr and said hello. I’d always been fond of the kid he’s every parent’s dream child. Class president, straight A student, athletic, involved… And he seems like a dream boy too; attractive, smart, kind, nice smile, seemed like a nice enough guy to me. We’d only met briefly, at a lunch with some mutual friends. He never answered me on Grindr. The next day or so I was up drinking on my night off with my roommates and sent him another message asking why we never talked and I thought he was a nicer guy and all that, typical wine-mouth blabber. He still never answered. I saw this on my news feed a couple hours later. It just shows how much people judge others without knowing a single thing about them. Psychotic? I’m far from that. Maybe a little dramatic. Maybe a little loud mouthed, but psychotic? And it got 144 likes, I just wonder how many of those people were people who knew it was about me. I fucking seriously hate people sometimes!!!!!

dyllonemery: WANT

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:24:28 -0400

dyllonemery:

WANT

So I’m sitting here right now, procrastinating studying for my chem final, and I’ve...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:23:19 -0400

So I’m sitting here right now, procrastinating studying for my chem final, and I’ve decided. This is not just the last bowl of the weed that I bought a while ago. This is the last bowl of weed I’m smoking. For a WHILE. I need to get my shit together, and I’m SO CLOSE! I’m about to become a bartender at my job, and start the training which will certify me to work as a bartender anywhere. All of the problems I have in my life are related directly to money, so being a bartender will seriously help me out. All I want is to be able to afford to live without having to ask ANYONE for money. I’m so close, just can’t loose focus over the summer. Seriously need to kick school into high gear too.

vintagegal: Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 00:46:11 -0400

vintagegal:

Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.

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Mon, 07 Jan 2013 11:46:20 -0500

Dycal: cavallionice: so if they can do that, why dont they...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 11:45:22 -0500

Dycal:

cavallionice:

so if they can do that, why dont they just escape?

Escape for what? They handing out free food in this bitch

do you not see the net over the top of the enclosure??

lavender-labia:

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 11:40:07 -0500

lavender-labia:

the-absolute-best-gifs: (via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 15:18:31 -0500

the-absolute-best-gifs:

(via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)

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exorcise-the-fat: BEST

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 15:10:40 -0500

exorcise-the-fat:

BEST

orange-loki-laufeyson: superwholockianlady: samandirielswings: ...

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 14:39:31 -0500

orange-loki-laufeyson:

superwholockianlady:

samandirielswings:

whilelifepassesby:

I thought I was in a bad mood

and then I saw this.

this can pretty much make everything better

HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS

Yes, yes, this makes everything better.

Always reblog.

dont-you-w-o-r-r-y: tiffany1fugit: l-umiere: nerahsladnuh: E...

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 14:36:49 -0500

dont-you-w-o-r-r-y:

tiffany1fugit:

l-umiere:

nerahsladnuh:

Einstein and his therapist.

I will always reblog this.

i’ve been looking for this picture for ages, i love it, something about it just…gets to me

“happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know”

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Wed, 19 Dec 2012 14:50:55 -0500

dycal: i-nfinitewallflower: gayseal: thelesbianguide: howtobe...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 14:26:59 -0500

dycal:

i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

^^^rotflomg

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